Q. What did the dragon say when he saw the
     knight in shining armour?

A. I hate tinned food!

RYAN DERBYSHIRE, 10, Stanmore Bay School, Whangaparaoa

Q. What's a pirate's favourite subject at school?

A. Arrrrt. 

LIAM DERBYSHIRE, 8, Stanmore Bay School, Whangaparaoa

Q. What do you get when you cross Earth's atmosphere with a hot drink?

A. Gravi-tea.
 

Q. What do frogs wear on their feet?

A. Open toad sandals.

CORY WARNEFORD, 8, Apanui Primary School, Whakatane