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Split your sides!

Illustrations by our ACE cartoonist, GRANT BROWN

Dragon  

Q. What did the dragon say when he saw the
     knight in shining armour?

A. I hate tinned food!


RYAN DERBYSHIRE, 10, Stanmore Bay School, Whangaparaoa

Q. What's a pirate's favourite subject at school?

A. Arrrrt. 


LIAM DERBYSHIRE, 8, Stanmore Bay School, Whangaparaoa
  Pirate 
 

Q. What do you get when you cross Earth's atmosphere with a hot drink?

A. Gravi-tea.
 

Q. What do frogs wear on their feet?

A. Open toad sandals.

CORY WARNEFORD, 8, Apanui Primary School, Whakatane

 


 

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