You get a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday. It takes you five days to complete it. When you finish you discover that there is a piece missing. Oh no!

You are given some money to go and buy your favourite lollies, so you go to the dairy but find that they have sold out.

You reach the last level of your latest PSP game. It's taken weeks to get to this level, and then the battery runs out because you forgot to plug it in. Aw man!

You are in a special
performance and you have the best part. Your dad shouts out your name and you mess up. Everyone starts laughing at you!

Tomorrow you have an
important ceremony at school, but Grandad has just given you a haircut (he's rubbish). At the ceremony everyone starts taking pictures of you!

You have a wobbly tooth. At your next visit to the dentist for a check up, the dentist spots the wobbly tooth and instead of leaving it to fall out on its own he decides to quickly pull it out without telling you. Ouch!

 
Your mum and dad make you try prawns for dinner for the first time. What they don't know is that you're allergic to prawns. You spend the next three days on the toilet with diarrhoea.
Splurge!

You're round at your friend's
house one day and his mum
gives you a blackcurrant drink. You accidently spill it on the armchair. To try and cover it up you decide to turn over
the cushion. Unfortunately, the other side of the cushion already had a big stain on it.
You have no choice but to confess. OOPS!

You're allowed to take an object of any kind to school on your last day. However, you've overslept
and don't have time to choose so you grab a tennis racquet which is by the front door. Everyone else has brought their game consoles, mobiles and iPads. You're the odd one out. Oh well!

It's your friend's birthday and he's having a fancy dress party. You decide to go as Dracula but the false teeth keep falling out. You think it's a good idea to glue the teeth
but you use the wrong glue. It takes four days to get the teeth out of your mouth.

You are having breakfast in a café. You choose a boiled egg. Your egg arrives and you dip your first soldier. The egg explodes covering you in yolk.  This is a true story. Gross!

You win a trophy in a soccer competition. You have to go up on stage to collect the trophy. When you read your name on the trophy, you discover that they have spelled it wrong!

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