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Click here to send in your 12 Horrorscopes
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Congratulations to KATIE WRIGHT, 10, of Matakana School ,Warkworth. KATIE has won $50 for writing this issue’s
Bad Luck Horrorscopes.
Thanks also to our ace illustrator, GRANT BROWN.
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Aquarius
JAN 21 – FEB 19
An evil professor is spying on you. He has chosen you to test his new mind-swapping invention. Unfortunately, it will go wrong. Instead of swapping your mind with your friend, he will swap your mind with your baby brother! You will take your special teddy and cuddle blankie to school.
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 | | Pisces
FEB 20 – MAR 20
You invite your friend for a sleepover and they bring all their stuffed toys. You fall asleep. You’re having a nightmare that savage dogs are chasing you. Your friend is playing with a FurReal puppy and lets it walk all over you. You wake up screaming – and wake the whole neighbourhood. Shame! |
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 | | Aries
MARCH 21 – APRIL 20
You play a practical joke on your teacher and put
a whoopee cushion on her chair. The teacher roars out your name. What? How did she know it was you? Then you remember your name is written on the cushion. You get a week’s detention. |
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 | | Taurus
APRIL 21 – MAY 21
You enter your dog in a pet competition. You’re
teaching him new tricks when the cool guy from school turns up with his mates. You try to act really cool, but then you realise your foot is wet.
You look down and realise your dog is peeing on you! Cool guy and his mates are laughing hard!
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 | | Gemini
MAY 22 – JUNE 21
There’s a new kid in your class who is allergic to
chocolate. Annoyingly, the teacher sends home a note saying students are no longer allowed to bring chocolate - or anything with chocolate in it - to school or class parties. Unfair!
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 | | Cancer
JUNE 22 – JULY 23
You’re chosen to sing asolo for choir. You take the song lyrics to school so you don’t forget the words. You get up and start singing Teddy Bears’ Picnic! Everyone starts laughing. You’ve picked up your little sister’s kindergarten song lyrics instead.
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 | | Leo
JULY 24 – AUG 23
Your best friend becomes enemies with the coolest kid in school. Cool guy tries to get your friend in trouble. He tags a wall and blames your friend. Just as your friend is about to get in big trouble, you blurt out, “She didn’t do it!”. The cool guy gets a detention - but you become the most unpopular kid in the school for dobbing. |
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 | | Virgo
AUG 24 – SEPT 23
You’re coming first in the cross-country. You’re almost at the finish line , but you realise someone is catching up to you. You run faster, but then - wham! You trip on a banana peel and fall flat on your face. Everyone runs past you. Instead of coming first, you come dead last. |
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 | | Libra
SEPT 24 – OCT 23
Avoid all slimy green monsters. Your horrorscope
says you will meet one and will have a bad experience. Green slimy monsters are afraid of teachers, so get as close to your teacher as you can to avoid meeting one. You should be scared. A green slimy monster ate my brother - but that’s another story. |
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Scorpio
OCT 24 – NOV 22
You finally finish your homework (which is due
tomorrow). Then, the cat decides to come up to
and… puke all over your homework! Eeeuuwww! |
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 | | Sagittarius
NOV 23 – DEC 22
You’re watching a horror movie with your brother. A really scary part comes on and your brother creeps up you. He starts screaming “aaarrrghhh’
and pretends to strangle you. You scream so much you wet your pants. |
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 | | Capricorn
DEC 23 – JAN 20
You’re at the supermarket with your mum and little brother. Your mum leaves you in charge of the trolley (which your little brother is sitting in) and tells you to get the potatoes. You run towards the vege aisle with the trolley but spin out of control and crash into a stack of tinned tuna. You try to rearrange the tuna while your brother screams his head off. Your mum hears the racket and charges at your with a frowny face and a pointy finger. |